Leela
December 11, 2003   11:59 PM PST
 
Hey, I've been following the story and the sequel for a while now. And the comments seem to be getting more thrilling than the story! You guys are just TOO MUCH!!! Don't stop... :))
Quizman
December 11, 2003   05:08 PM PST
 
Alpha: LOL@the Bush, Anna....et al one
Quizman
December 11, 2003   05:07 PM PST
 
or to be more specific...please shed some prakash on the issue.
alpha
December 11, 2003   03:53 PM PST
 
Prakash 1 and Prakash 2: OMG! A biological reaction has gone wild here. The Prakashes are actually 2 different people..and they even talk alike! heck, I have never been courted by even one Prakash before, let alone two! Whats the deal here?
AmitL
December 11, 2003   01:25 PM PST
 
LOL,Twin...I guess u could give Salim Javed a run for their money....:)
alpha
December 11, 2003   01:23 PM PST
 
QM: aur kuch eh? How about this? You are singing in the roads. I am tied up and gagged in Ajit's adda. But I hear this song and want to burst out singing as I know its you- my brother! I suddenly break the bonds and run to the streets. Next thing I know your whole family is coming from every gali, singing the same song- George Bush, Anna Nicole, Kader Khan and Veerappan. So I back off and never sing that song again.
Quizman
December 11, 2003   12:16 PM PST
 
1. Anu Malik
2. Anu Malik in a shower
3. Hug

Alpha behan, agar gaali hi dena tha to aur kuch deti.
alpha
December 11, 2003   08:55 AM PST
 
Pleo: Did you really die? *crosses fingers*

Sandy: I hope you are my answer to stardom.

Prakash: Now you patiently wait for me to fall in love.

Quizman: *I get all excited listening to our bachpan song and start singing- Bhaiya aake bajayega baaja ... behena ko mil gaya is blogging desh ka raja..lala* But you dont recognise the song as it is sung quite poorly. Instead you hug Anu Malik singing the plagarized version in his shower.

Prakash: arey yaar, you need much more patience than that!

Star: You mean you third Prakash. I know, yeh dil mai kis kis ko du? if this story made you both fall in love with me..I guess you both shud wait patiently for sometime and fall in love with each other.. aha.. another blockbuster in the making!
What to do re, Janasheen seems to be a popular baby name these days.

MWPG: But you charge exhorbitant amounts. I cant afford your goat. Plus it was about Patrix this time. Has his head exploded yet?
man with pet goat
December 11, 2003   07:33 AM PST
 
Woman who does not include men with pets in her movie scripts fails to produce box office hit *sniff*
star
December 11, 2003   07:31 AM PST
 
I second Prakash .. what should I do now that I have fallen in love with you?

Also,
I copywrote the name Janasheen (atleast from our bunch) as the first one to use it, unfair that some two-bit Bipasha gets to use it!!! I dont care if Bipasha is "ma banne wali hai," I want to give birth to Janasheen!!!

You should definitely continue with this saga .... in the absence of any good hindi movies this is all I have to entertain me ....!!!
Do go on!
prakash
December 11, 2003   06:15 AM PST
 
I have read the story and fallen in love with you. Now what do I do?
Quizman
December 11, 2003   01:17 AM PST
 
Bichada huan cousin? Did we have a theme brother-sister song when we were kids? Did we find each other when one of us sang that theme song later in life and the other recognized it from a mile away and came running? Did the time taken to run match the time to complete the song? {hums} O meri pyaari behana to chali hai likhana. Bhaiya aake bajayega baaja ...
prakash
December 11, 2003   01:09 AM PST
 
I have read the story and fallen in love with you. Now what do I do?
sandhya
December 10, 2003   11:55 PM PST
 
Alpha Baby..save it for the poducers..stardom awaits!!
Pleomorphous
December 10, 2003   11:02 PM PST
 
I am amused to death!!
alpha
December 10, 2003   10:00 PM PST
 
Patrix: Why me? We'll find someone to fulfill all ur fantasies. What about Yogi?

Matrix: Tu tho Sherlock ka baap Conon Doyle nikla!! Arre..mera filum hai..I'll give myself triple role if I want.

Wolfman: I happily pass the baton to you!
The Steppenwolf
December 10, 2003   08:46 PM PST
 
ahh.. neki aur pooch pooch ;) ? ye nek kaam maine hee kar diya !!
Matrix
December 10, 2003   08:21 PM PST
 
U didn't leak (of leeky peeky fame) out the suspense did u??? like David Lynch movies..only a subtle reference towards another angle in ur movie...'m I the first one to sight it??? Sonali=pinky with pink water bottle = Alpha in her childhood days?? Alpha u playing double role in ur own movie...itna footage lena is not a good habit...no wonder it wont work in box office!!
The Steppenwolf
December 10, 2003   06:26 PM PST
 
ah.. "Patrix Reloaded", after Quizman's "Patrix".. wonder who will write "Patrix Revolutions" ;^) ?
Patrix
December 10, 2003   06:19 PM PST
 
moving on to where??? the first step of another "dumb" guy? or rather why not try out a "smart" gal...we guys would love that too :)
alpha
December 10, 2003   05:25 PM PST
 
Well Patrix, there are only 3 steps..
1.Getting conned on thinking you guys are dumb.
2. Realizing that you are actually dumber than we thought.
3. Moving on.

Just now I reached the second step.
Patrix
December 10, 2003   05:13 PM PST
 
what to say? I am that gullible....tsk tsk...Sonali was lucky??? u kidding me...chicks dig that stuff...let them think they can fool you..then bam!truth hits them hard....u r rite now on the first step...he ha haw haw
m
December 10, 2003   04:57 PM PST
 
typo my dear.............its m..for meenaa.........you got to be kidding about it being alpha in real life too...........your blogs too long.........i am an adult with A-D-D.............but some day will get down to it..........with such a fan following it must be good.......
alpha
December 10, 2003   04:46 PM PST
 
patrix: mele pyaale bacche..ab tak u thot TS was your real stalker? tch tch..Accha hua Sonali bach gayi tere jaise dumbo se. Hajmola?
Patrix
December 10, 2003   04:38 PM PST
 
hehehehe...looks like u have finally revealed the Shubhchintak's asli identity...so mister.TS..its time to scot....ready, steady, po !!!
alpha
December 10, 2003   04:10 PM PST
 
Namem: What kid of name is namem? ok ok I am just getting back at you..arey yaar! my real life name is also like that only..interesting it is.
alpha
December 10, 2003   04:08 PM PST
 
EC: krishna and sita make out? was I sleeping? Chai mein kya milathey ho? Mere ko bhi wantings.

Yogi:Sathyanaash only this is! I will call Jayalalitha and ban you from hitting on Tamillion laddoos.
Namem
December 10, 2003   04:05 PM PST
 
its interesting you chose your name as alpha..........somehow alpha male always comes to mind with that word................
Tera Shubchintak
December 10, 2003   12:54 PM PST
 
Aiyyo Yalpha! Maie taamill isz batter than yany Taamillion'sz-ji!!! Tambee Kundee!!! Poda!!! Tune mera dil toda!! Ammaaaa!!!

Maie name isz Chintak, ShubChintak. And kasam dhinchak ki..."main badla lekar rahoonga"! Chennai yaaa re tu!!!
elaichi chai
December 10, 2003   12:42 PM PST
 
this has more threads than a Sooraj Bhartajiya yarn ..(i dont know Sooraj's last name ...guess maara) ... yeh Blog 'Hungama' kabhi start hua tha maaatey ?...

is Chakraview mai becahra Yogimanyu ki maut ho gayi .... abh yeh judge kispe Bipasha ka sentence sunayega ?!

did i jus see Krishna and Sita make out ?! ...damn ....yaadein ...
alpha
December 10, 2003   11:56 AM PST
 
Quizman: I am honored. Sab aap ki maherbani hai. Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay cousin ho. You also put fulisstop after every sentence.

Patrix: you couldn't have got a better role dude. Tumhari yeh haal kissne ki hai? Chunn Chunn ke maaroongi!

Depp: Teri yeh majaal… Yaad kar woh din jab tum chori chori cimema dekhte the!

Aahshish: Arey, did you want to continue too? You are free to pick up the pieces and make a trilogy.:) Apna hi Patrix samjho!
Aashish
December 10, 2003   11:11 AM PST
 
Hey you ended the story already!:-)
johnny depp
December 10, 2003   11:01 AM PST
 
crap. utter crap. this z y i dun c hindi mov.z
Patrix
December 10, 2003   10:54 AM PST
 
LOL since I have no say in determining my life path unveiled on the screen (some royalities will keep me shut)...i rather enjoy it....humari ziandagi mazzaak ban ke reh gayee hai...loved the Janasheen bit
kee ki keee
December 10, 2003   10:51 AM PST
 
keee ki keee this can't get any better
Quizman
December 10, 2003   10:15 AM PST
 
ROFL. This is like a cross between a hindi film and a bizarre Quentin Tarantino effort!!!!!!! Great work!

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