alpha
December 9, 2003   08:29 AM PST
 
Matrix: The brightest side is the cat's bowl didnt have milk.

shubir: Jeez, no! though i am impressed that you thot company starts with G. Its - Man with pet goat. as simple as that!

Venkat: For that I dont even need a kitchen. Just run to the bathroom.
venkat
December 9, 2003   12:21 AM PST
 
:-), Hope you will learn from your mom..and keep a well stacked kitchen.. with lots of water ofcourse..LOL..
shubir
December 8, 2003   11:59 PM PST
 
er......MWPG = Michigan-Wisconsin Pipeline Company???
Matrix
December 8, 2003   09:18 PM PST
 
Look @ the brighter side...TG u'd water supply in ur house that day...else only serving a cup full of air wudn't have been nice.
Pleomorphous
December 8, 2003   07:33 PM PST
 
Thawed and used? Best before date? LOL!

Alpha, at 12am in the morning the only work I have to do is to sleep. I promptly did that leaving that comment.
speed
December 8, 2003   05:23 PM PST
 
You sure get urself into some sticky sirtuations!
Yogustus
December 8, 2003   04:41 PM PST
 
Star my sweet sugar ka spoon...
Listen to me sing and croon.
My sperm count is expiring very soon...so lets make haste and romp some zoons!!!

PS: My "Best Before" date is set for the next new moon. So hurry!!!

Patrix
December 8, 2003   04:03 PM PST
 
Star, don't worry "jab hum hai to kya gamm hai"...might just have a different kind of zeher for ya...hehehehe...Alpha, I bet that beats ur GJS grossness.
alpha
December 8, 2003   03:11 PM PST
 
Pleo: see, i waited for 3 hours to prove I have velai..err..you seem very velaiullavan.

EC: me and soft?? Kabhi nahin! *pops in a paan pasand* (still no asar) underlying gaali nahin milti kya tere ko? Gonchu re, jyaada elaichi dimaag ke liye accha nahin hota.

Patrix/EC: Star is like frozen food, no expiry date only needs to be thawed and used. Was that gross? I didnt think so. reminded me of GJS.

Star: Nahin re, I'll make sure you are cured once for all...even if has to be ME! so no cooking for u.
star
December 8, 2003   02:54 PM PST
 
Holy Christ! I never checked for a "best before" date.... damn! you guys must be onto something.

I guess I am destined to be returned unopened. Go ahead Alpha- cook for me. Go ahead Patrix- give me that zeher. Whats the point in going on.
*insert crying rhona-dhona scene ehre*
Patrix
December 8, 2003   02:41 PM PST
 
Star, that was a bit of too much info..anyways I hope you do not have a "Best before....." clause to ur unopened status....and bout courting the Goat instead of Starry night Van Gogh is an oft-used male strategy...i had hoped u would catch on....

and alpha, keep that dictionary open..more additions expected soon.
elaichi chai
December 8, 2003   02:23 PM PST
 
aaj bhi mera hi din hai kya ?! ...phir se no gaaliyan in response ? ...ur growin soft ....

returning unopened is only covered under a 'do not use after ..'date
star
December 8, 2003   02:01 PM PST
 
was going to try that option with anyone ... but no amount of advertising seems to be getting me any(one) ... Im doomed to not only be cursed with pains but be returned unopened...such is my life ....

*hoping Patrix stops courting the goat and ek nazar mere taraf be (insert appropriate doing-verb here)*
Pleomorphous
December 8, 2003   12:11 PM PST
 
Alpha, velai illaya?
alpha
December 8, 2003   12:00 PM PST
 
Star: How about opening and then returning? i thot you were going to try that option with someone...so that you dont fall sick anymore.
alpha
December 8, 2003   11:58 AM PST
 
Pats: *running to add that word in the dictionary called Patrix' Gibberblah*

Pleo: me too. *no grin*
star
December 8, 2003   11:55 AM PST
 
Remind me not to force you to cook for me! ....

and also remind me not to drink or eat anything from you or Patrix' hands ever!

I dont want to die itna jaldi! or it will truly be a case of being returned unopened!!
Pleomorphous
December 8, 2003   11:53 AM PST
 
I find it very easy to make jokes at your expense *grin*
Patrix
December 8, 2003   11:24 AM PST
 
If would drink it from anybody's hands...I would be called suicidal or "euthanasical" but soochna padega
alpha
December 8, 2003   11:09 AM PST
 
pats: now thats a daring statement to make. i might just take up your offer, but i've enuf courtcases already. i'll mave mich do the needy *hoping you drink zeher from anyone's hands*
Patrix
December 8, 2003   10:48 AM PST
 
aap ne pilaaya to zeher bhi pilenge *Wah Wah*..part of the court-the-"goat" strategy
alpha
December 8, 2003   10:44 AM PST
 
Jill: I am sure you lif ewud have been more organised.

Somer: God bless your Gods.

Patrix: Good idea! that's what i'll do to you so that it'll equal Yogi's bouncing.
Patrix
December 8, 2003   10:36 AM PST
 
If u had some sugar, u could have prepared some wonderful glucose water that could have been feed intravaneously....and then seen ur God hop about excitedly the rest of the night...hehehe...
Somersault
December 8, 2003   10:21 AM PST
 
u cudve tried some sambhar flavoured tea !! ;)
Krithika
December 8, 2003   09:46 AM PST
 
In case of 'self-service', I'll serve only plain water because I don't even know how to boil water. I'm entirely honest this time! :)
Jill
December 8, 2003   09:45 AM PST
 
Hehehehe!! Poor Das Uncle! Tumhaare bachpan ki yaadein awesome hain, Alpha! I wonder why I dont remember anything! :(
alpha
December 8, 2003   08:59 AM PST
 
krithika: sure sure...just get it yourself. Familiarity breeds self-service.

EC: wish i had known u earlier,you wud have made a pretty picture on the tray.

Heretic: it doesnt stop with tea. Pilter kaapi aa? i am alergic to that stuff..so I cant make it.

Jotz: Idli batter is the most difficult part re.

Pleo: Dream of pie?..i hope he dreams of me too at times. I'm glad you crack urself up like this.

BL: Of course he visited us, making sure mom was at home.

Shubir: Thats the hope I live on. Every guest shud be like that. btw, you related to MWPG?

Disclaimer: That time I knew how to make tea..but with ingredients.
Sam
December 8, 2003   08:50 AM PST
 
Storm in a tea cup !! :) Nice one..
shubir
December 8, 2003   08:02 AM PST
 
Old chinese saying: God who drink plain boiled water eat raw vegetables.
tequilla
December 8, 2003   07:19 AM PST
 
lol..1st time here..must say ur really funny..keep writing!!
Beautiful Life
December 8, 2003   04:10 AM PST
 
Well, wasn't it your fault. You too live in the home. Ok, don't take me wrong. It's happens. (With me too it happens. Normal people! Normal Life!!)
:D

Was he visted you again? And what happened next. I hope there would be sequel of it also.
Pleomorphous
December 8, 2003   01:18 AM PST
 
When I minimised the browser window, I could only see Pie... from Pieces *chuckles*
Pleomorphous
December 8, 2003   01:17 AM PST
 
GAH! Heretic asked that question before I could. So let me ask another.

Does Pi always dream of pies? Did you ever make one like how he dreamt?
Jottingz
December 7, 2003   11:49 PM PST
 
And Yogu had dreams of eating idlis before coming to meet you :D
Did you khilao him only idli batter? :D :D
heretic
December 7, 2003   11:01 PM PST
 
Aiyo!
Athithi ko garam paani pilaya?

When I come over, the least you can do is prepare some filter coffee...
One question tho': Paavam hubby makes his own tea ah?
Ashwin
December 7, 2003   10:28 PM PST
 
:)
First time here... but after gettting a taste of your sense of humor.. I am sure I will come back many more times :)
elaichi chai
December 7, 2003   10:21 PM PST
 
garam pani in the name of chai ??! ... mere naam ko aise kalankit karne ki jurrat ??! ....
AmitL
December 7, 2003   09:48 PM PST
 
LOL.:)And,all this while,I thought u were so good at 'cooking' , a la finding the recipes to laughter by cooking up so many nice yesteryear memories,so nicely.:):)Better learn at least tea preparation by the time I visit there,twin.LOL.:)I wouldn't settle for boiling water,a la Das Uncle.
tut tutter
December 7, 2003   09:42 PM PST
 
tut tut...no filter coffee?
Babita
December 7, 2003   08:56 PM PST
 
Funny. Very very funny :-)
Krithika
December 7, 2003   08:51 PM PST
 
Good Morning Alpha, Do you mind giving me some tea? :-D

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