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| Name December 13, 2003 09:08 AM PST  and I am maha hurt..... | ||
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| Beautiful Life December 4, 2003 12:56 AM PST Once again A hilarious post from Alpha. I'm reading you from the time you said I'm quitting blogging. And Gorgeous was talking on her blog, Please stop her from doing so. You was and you still here. So keep writing. And we will keep visiting. :)) | ||
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| Patrix December 3, 2003 05:52 PM PST too many decent C..since this is a PG blog I won't mention the C word here..but guess the guys (smart ones) will understand. | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 03:32 PM PST Chhota P: C-prefix ? Caught confused & confounded. Care clarifying? Cutiepie, Chai chup-chap chato. Star: I know that C-thing was pathetic. There was more, but i stopped. But yeah porn flick..lets hire someone. hmm..what about the goat and parrot? AmitL: yeah man, i was bored. hence. See now I am answering your questions...tauba! Yogz: This actually made a lot of sense. It means I shud find a hiding place soon. | ||
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| Yogustus December 3, 2003 02:50 PM PST Live like you have only 6 more months...(arbit) | ||
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| AmitL December 3, 2003 12:30 PM PST Hey,u couldn't recall any eminently memorable memories today or what??See,this time I didn't begin with the traditional words,so,let me say them towards the end'LOL,Twin'.:):) | ||
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| Patrix December 3, 2003 12:27 PM PST Starstuck in starbucks doesn't really work coz Star is transformed into a male Mich, rite? and hey!!!! no bad-mouthing the Bendre babe...grrrrr I rather go thru the torture of watching the Starry porn :) | ||
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| Patrix December 3, 2003 12:25 PM PST Alpha dear, any name that does not involve my real name or doesn't start with a C prefix is considered "cute" (aaargh!) and honestly, good one on that Starstuck thing...u r learning fast :) | ||
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| star December 3, 2003 11:58 AM PST why cant he be starstruck in starbucks??? Patrix' marathi porn involves Sonali Bendre and ONLY Sonali Bendre, no place for the likes of you and me, alpha baby. Lets you and me create our own porn! | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 11:42 AM PST krithika/dobby: I have a slave now? how did that happen? Harry Potter is making kids go wild these days. Here you go, have my stinky undies. There! you are free. Patrix: u thot those nic names were sweet? tera kya hoga re, Goria? I thot u were in Starbucks, but you seem to be Starstruck. wah wah! yeh she watched marathi porn..with the guerilla warfare and all. | ||
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| star December 3, 2003 11:37 AM PST Patrix, dont get your hopes high, the only porn I enjoy is which involves me! And in all honesty ... marathi porn? Since when has marathi been the most seductive language out there? | ||
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| Patrix December 3, 2003 11:31 AM PST on one hand, u hate mishy-mushy posts and comments and on the other hand, load and splatter me with gobs of diabetic nicknames...ewww! hope u don't want me to dig up Roget (remember?) for payback... BTW Star likes marathi porn??? hmmm *sly grin* thatz news. | ||
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| star December 3, 2003 11:15 AM PST You're right, your comment board is fantabulous! And I was being only semi-serious the last time ... please dont ever make the mistake of taking me seriously. *whispering* hooray for marathi porn! *end whispering* | ||
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| man with pet goat December 3, 2003 11:13 AM PST You love me, you really love me. Ahem ... woman who loves too much loses too much. | ||
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| Krithika December 3, 2003 11:06 AM PST *In a frail voice shreiking and with a lot of hicoughs* Me is really *hic* sorry Mistress. *hic* Me will have to punish itself for upsetting poor mistress *hic* *Taking a bottle of Skele-Gro and banging on the head for nearly ten times* bad Krithika, Bad Krithika *hic* :-D | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 10:50 AM PST Suds: U asked for it, remember. Doctor: i think you are looking for Krithika. she's the one who's spell bound. Man with milk? Must be MWPG. *blush* krithika: Relax, i know its you and I'll have Amma impose liquor ban in your house too. | ||
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| Krithika December 3, 2003 10:45 AM PST Alpha, I swear this time it wasn't me. (As if it was, previously) I didn't key in the M word, M-I-L-K, this time. | ||
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| Doctor December 3, 2003 10:38 AM PST Someone called for me? Alpha, there is a man in the reception with a glass of milk for you! He says your mom wants you to drink it. | ||
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| suds December 3, 2003 09:31 AM PST Hiya...posted the 2nd part of my skit..:) | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 09:24 AM PST Please Jillie, thats a mean threat! No Mushy post on me! I am already dying a slow death of diabetes after reading your comments. Glucose is being pumped out in kilograms. Please do eat but have less sugar/caffine/crack. | ||
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| Jill December 3, 2003 09:00 AM PST And no.. No GRRRS! I am just not in the mood! I'll comment more often when I'm frustrated, ya? Probably I should have commented everyday last week.. Next semester exams, ya? :P Bye! | ||
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| Jill December 3, 2003 08:58 AM PST Oh I'm pleased.... Here take this.. LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL!!! Now u can kill me! Hehe! Take this too.. *mmmmuah* *hugggggs* Kill me, SWEETHEART! I lurrrvvvvv you! I'll sms u in a while.. And tht reminds me.. I HAVE to write a post abt u one of these days.. I love u sooo much! GRRRR!!!! Bye now.. I have to eat.. :) | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 08:39 AM PST Plus Jillsy, You shud be pleased that I said you have a life. | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 08:35 AM PST Arey baba Jillie Billie! Kai ko jussa. U think Heretic really watches mallu porn when I say that? No, He watches Marathi porn. When people start taking me seriously, I need to see a doctor. There you go Star, I addressed yours too. | ||
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| Jill December 3, 2003 08:32 AM PST That sounded kinda angry, eh? :) | ||
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| Jill December 3, 2003 08:30 AM PST Aah well! All I can tell you is that I really dont need to pretend... If I comment, it just means I read.. The keyword here is READ! Otherwise I dont. I can only give u a "Laughing Out Loud" if I laugh but have nothing much to say baout the post. | ||
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| star December 3, 2003 08:28 AM PST I dont know if I appreciate being "Spamming star" It makes me feel like a piece of meat (Spam- the corned meat thing .... get it? [insert hee hee haa haa here]) But I actually had a reason for this comment. Your comment to Heretic ... whats wrong with Marathi? Being born and brought up (for a few years atleast) in Maharashtra I take that as a direct insult. Amchi maathi, amchi maanas and all that, maharashtra & marathi zindabad....you go Heretic!!! ya for marathi porn. | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 08:14 AM PST Yes Star, you dont need to explain the intricacies of your brain.. I fell in love with your comments before I knew u. You are the Spamming Star of my blog! Boggle my mind. | ||
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| alpha December 3, 2003 08:12 AM PST Bharani: Now that was a cool comment..hehe. Thanks Dude or dudette?! Wow! This bloggy world is full of unisex names.. PitrPatr- I aim to please. Pleo: U mean you are whiny attention seeking Sindhi! Good. My worst fears have been de-caged. Here's a cracker and chili for you..Good boy! Heretic: Marathi uh? I credited you with more class, I guess. FillerMan: Dont tell me my thesis' proof reading did this to you? But hey, you better stay with me in the 26th dimension. I swear its fun with you around. err..why were you reading the encylopedia? Dont we have Google? Jotz: When you come back to tell me that the 4th part is up and you happen to see this - LOL! Khotta Ji! Aap pehle aate tho aap ko bhi is melee ka aamantran milta. Looking forward to your bray! MWPG: What to do man? *sigh* I wish I were the goat. *bats eyelids at the man* Krithika: There you go again..hehe! So this is a big scam eh? I just hope your spell stays and go on- drown those vodkas girl! You do a good job here (of making my head spin). | ||
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| star December 3, 2003 07:59 AM PST intuitive as always...I rarely feel the need to indulge in LOL's and SOB's to let you know how I feel about your post...I think words work better than acronyms for me! And my favorite question has always been "WHY?" ....I dont know why. There, have I sounded mature and intellectual enough for one day? | ||
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| Krithika December 3, 2003 07:13 AM PST Krithika is sitting in front of her computer and reading alpha's page. Hermione Granger's observing her from behind the curtains: Krithika thinking to herself *I am Krithika and not Luna Lovegood. OR did I have dozen shots of Vodka? I really don't remember... *hic hic* * **Hermione smiles from behind. That should teach Krithika a lesson. Forgetting her name and all. Poor Alpha, I hope her comments page are now free from silly and not to forget triple comments. Serves her right being called by the weirdo Luna Lovegood's name** *Krithika thinking to herself: This is fun, I have to pretend as though I don't remember even my name in front of that big-molared Hermione Granger and have fun. Fred and George, bless them, their fake wands efficiently fooled even the Miss Perfect Hermione Granger Comments box of alpha's page, HERE I COME (Drums beating in the background!)* | ||
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| Ms.Madmax December 3, 2003 07:00 AM PST LOL. | ||
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| man with pet goat December 3, 2003 06:56 AM PST Woman who interprets the mind space of her fellow commentators (without being an authority on the subject) needs a life more than the goat! The Goat is off the market, please stop trying to pair it off with any other species of humankind. | ||
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| khotta depp December 3, 2003 06:41 AM PST uhhhh pardon me for barging in the melee. hehe just wanted to inform you. its the "Return of the Ass" | ||
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| Jottingz December 3, 2003 04:24 AM PST Err...Alpha, the much awaited part III of the script is up! ;-) *wide grin* | ||
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| Somersault December 3, 2003 04:10 AM PST LOL @ VADI GAH! | ||
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| the filler man December 3, 2003 12:12 AM PST Ha ha! Right you are Alpha... my writing style is now entirely academic. Heck, forget proof-reading my dissertation, I have spent the past few years proof reading things on a regular basis, not just my own stuff!??! In fact, I spent the past hour proof-reading an encyclopedia article, and then I come read this. Bang on, my dear homo sapiens unisexis taxonomis friend in the 26th dimension. I think I should stick to the 3D space inthe future. | ||
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| Heretic December 2, 2003 11:47 PM PST AAARGHHHH.... 1. I prefer porn of the Marathi flavor... Lavni and navvari uthao types 2. All this time we were chatting and tryin to work simultaneously, you were writing a post??? 3. Kabootar? How'd u know abt that? hmmmm.... | ||
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| Pleomorphous December 2, 2003 11:27 PM PST I don't smoke, so no cigars for me. And I don't wear professor-type glasses, you were the one who wanted to look nerdy! The rest, except for the Vadi Gah!, are correct. I say GAH! | ||
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| Patrix December 2, 2003 11:15 PM PST Of course I did get the Goat part...didn't want to blow your cover...BTW u sure come up with innovative nicknames for me | ||
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| Bharani December 2, 2003 10:28 PM PST hey alpha...ur blogs full of funny posts...enjoyed reading them a lot...came here from the indibloggies site where urs was nominated under the humorous category...cool blog alpha... | ||
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| alpha December 2, 2003 10:24 PM PST abey Patru, if u think hard taking your brain for a spin, you'll figure out the underlying meaning of using the goat as a smoke screen. Oh well, I dont think you shud push your luck too far with the long stuff.. | ||
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| Patrix December 2, 2003 10:01 PM PST with all the pulling, no wonder everything is so long...so i guess this alters the chhota P image...with the babes resisting so hard to my courtship, i guess the Goat is my only hope..so much for waafayee, Alpha | ||
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