Intention
December 13, 2003   09:04 AM PST
 
Intentions have already been made clear
Hidden agendas there are none
Please do not have any fear
That will only spoil the fun

If you wish to continue :

Deep in the Canyon where little grass grows
At the bottom where the green river flows
Lies a note simple and straight
That will not make patience wait

If you do not :

Inform the Voyeur that you wish to depart
Bring it to a close where it all did start
patience
December 13, 2003   02:07 AM PST
 
Patience will wait for time to come out with the intentions. Genuine or not.
shubir
October 17, 2003   06:23 AM PDT
 
:)))) reminds me of one time when I actually sat in somebody else's car...and told the driver "chalo bhaiya!"...all this, while my bike was standing 2 feet away!
alpha
October 13, 2003   01:26 PM PDT
 
krithika,
yeah, i hope all this has an happy Ending with me getting the Nobel prize. I do remember my name (I have a cheat sheet), small mercies.
alpha
October 13, 2003   01:22 PM PDT
 
Wow! So many people like me..We shud all open some forum, have presentations, eat and drink, exchange stories and forget all about it.

About the fella and his Kine...Do you think I bothered to follow up???
Go to the police station the next day (with gloves and burkha) and ask, "Officer, did you find the stolen Kinetic near the mail center?"

No freakin way! But i did drive past he mail center. it wasnt there. Someone else might have stolen it:)
Queer
October 13, 2003   12:59 PM PDT
 
Phew....that was close. I once tried to open somebodyelse's car..then realised its not mine:) btw...did the guy ever get his kinetic back??
wandy
October 13, 2003   08:42 AM PDT
 
hehehehehe...you always manage to make me smile...:)
it also feels good toknow that other people suffer from this too....:D have a good one!!
Krithika
October 13, 2003   08:18 AM PDT
 
OK, I can see a budding scientist in you alpha, for most of them were absent minded. And I'm sure you'd have heard the story of Einstien forgetting his own name. Now, can you remember what your real name is??
akanksha
October 13, 2003   05:07 AM PDT
 
:)))))))))))))))))))))),did the poor chap find his kine ????????hail alpha,:D,me thinks u have just outdone urself in the absentmindedness dept., hey isn't there a trophy 4 most absentminded-person of the year with ur name on it?;)
Name
October 13, 2003   04:58 AM PDT
 
:)))))))),wow & i thought tht i was the queen of absentmindedness, hats off 2 u my dear,hey, did the poor chap find his kine?????
someone
October 12, 2003   03:46 PM PDT
 
amazing!, and you manage to do it all by yourself?!!
alpha
October 12, 2003   10:14 AM PDT
 
EC: Tu bhi kya???Lets exchange bhulakkad stories. Kine victim kya, uska baccha blog kar raha hai aaj kal. Its been a while I guess. Wait, usse nipat lethi hoon.

Kiddo: Your Kine? hehaha *laughs wickedly*. Kausa color tha, Kalia? (not that I wud know). *Suddenly realises* Are we playing Monopoly?

Heretic: I am tending towards thinking I shud switch u as a friend. Saala! bhejta hai ki nahin?!.

Star: Arey yaar! Like I said, i dont forget people. So u all are safe in my forgetful mind. So no fotu wotu!
starfest
October 12, 2003   07:58 AM PDT
 
I agree with the comments....stop saving up your brain for some rainy day girl ... and start using it ....

and yeah, pati ka fotu wallet mein rakhna na ... or you might go home with someone else's pati ek din!
heretic
October 12, 2003   06:35 AM PDT
 
Have ya ever "switched" or "swapped" any other thing or person or ... hehehe u get the point ah?

BTW, u left out huge lesbo warden... :D
KineVictim Kiddo
October 12, 2003   03:11 AM PDT
 
Ahhhhhhhhh that was my kinetic. I am coming to catch ya Alphy. If u want to stay safe to mere unNumbered swiss account me unCountable money jama karva dena. Warna mai Gabbar ko bata dunga !
elaichi
October 11, 2003   04:58 PM PDT
 
hahahahhehehehahah ...ur quite the mixed up one ! ..n i thot i was the biggest absent idiot on earth forgettin my passport ....tu toh sava kya deidd sher nikli re !! ....u KineChor ...i hope that guy is a blogger n stumbles across this post .... would be fun to read his comments !!! :D... i hope u carry ur pati ka fotu in ur wallet ..ek din uska chehra hi bhuil jaegi toh ?!
alpha
October 11, 2003   01:02 PM PDT
 
Amit: U think I'll divulge that kinda info here??! I'm absentminded, but quite smart.

Khotta: U know what, I think I picked up your brain from some locker instead, thats y all this!

Morph: Good thing, I didnt do any exchanges of that sort..hehe

Er...Deepak, I am the psycho here!
If you are talking about a psychic, ....OUCH!
Deepak
October 11, 2003   09:14 AM PDT
 
See a psycho, man. U need some treatment
Polymorphicus
October 11, 2003   09:06 AM PDT
 
Something similar happened at my office some months back. Motorbikes got "exchanged", the righful owner made a complaint at the police station. Things got sorted out after necessary currency notes were "swapped".
khotta depp.
October 11, 2003   02:59 AM PDT
 
haaaaahaaaaahooohooo nother one of life's proverbial blunders. heed my advice. take your brain out frm the fixed deposit tht u hav put it in .Stop saving ur bheja n start using it. Now look at me...evn without my bheja(coz m savin it too) i do a tad better than u. :p
AmitL
October 10, 2003   10:45 PM PDT
 
Hi,Twin,Nimble Fingers would have been your second name,if you had continued the business-u know,flicking kinetics with a master key and all.
Did u ever pick any 'safe' locks,ever?Arre,galti se,I mean,assuming the safe was yours when it belonged to a bank??
alpha
October 10, 2003   09:23 PM PDT
 
Mat: But how difficult is it for the cops to find his Kine. I'm sure they did. Ab tho I ran out of country..Catch me if u can!

Suds: I know man! To drive the point, daal was served from jugs.

Pat: Udaas no hoya karo tusi, the chap might have gotten over it!
And like I told u, me is not a normal person. Such questions have been asked many times re! Like how can u sit in a different classroom and listen to the whole lecture? Lot of things going on in my head, no time to think how the vahan feels. But I have improved...there is more scope.
Patrix
October 10, 2003   06:44 PM PDT
 
tussi great ho !!! poor chap all harassed but the strange part is that u didn't realize it wasn't ur Kine...usually guys recognize their vahaan as soon as it starts up..coz it feels right :)
suds
October 10, 2003   05:51 PM PDT
 
I dunno about the fingerprints and prison bars...but watery daal is nothing new for a hostelite..:)
alpha
October 10, 2003   05:26 PM PDT
 
Aiyaaa! This is what I dreaded all along. I have a kid roaming around and I forgot!
Who the hell named you Matrix???
Matrix
October 10, 2003   05:14 PM PDT
 
Alphy mataji (since u've already labeld me kid on yogi's blog)...absentmindedness @ its best!! now i know y i'm so absentminded too, frm my mataji...hereditary, tupunka jeans 've come in me!! n did that poor soul find his kinetic later??? if he didnt fir to ther still b FIR against a Kinetic chor!!! now even i gettin nitemares abt u behind prison bars, watery daal...n me comin to see u ther!!! sob sob...
alpha
October 10, 2003   04:23 PM PDT
 
hey Zappie! Glad to have you back...looks like you met no tigers!
Me been ok! I hate to go back to ur site to see no new post again. But I will anyways!
Zap
October 10, 2003   04:03 PM PDT
 
Ok. I read all the ones i missed. How have you been otherwise?

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