alpha
September 28, 2003   09:11 AM PDT
 
hehe..funny!!! What, he had a radio???
dragon
September 26, 2003   04:46 PM PDT
 
that was funny. mattel might be happy to know barbie fills evey void!!! :)

as kramer sayz: proctologists have the best stories and every single patient will say it was an accident!!!!

here's one from the proc's diary:

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing!

"...you are my chicken fry..."
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table.

"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again "...you are my chicken fry..."

The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"the guy asked,
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A.
"Any asshole can sing a bappi lahiri number!!"
Zap
September 25, 2003   02:59 PM PDT
 
Holy.....hell... You make me laugh all this while only to spring this very painful episode on me!! I have active ima- gi- na-tion...warn...me...next...time....
pompy
September 25, 2003   11:32 AM PDT
 
This cant be true! :o i mean how big can the hole actually be????
AmitL
September 25, 2003   07:31 AM PDT
 
Ugh.Chhi chhi,is my only comment.:)LOL
Ankh
September 24, 2003   02:07 PM PDT
 
Ewwww.... how gross is that!?!?
Now I know what they mean by Barbie going places ......
speed
September 24, 2003   02:00 PM PDT
 
Really sick ppl out there! Am utterly disgusted.
khotta
September 24, 2003   01:54 PM PDT
 
ummm not to interuppt or divert the flow of thought ( haha...no offence to flowofthought) here ...i remmbr in delhi once ...a report was publishied in The Times Of India tht a girl was brought to AIIMS hospital with a cucumber stuck up her....u kno....tht just wasnt coming out.
:-D
Sapna
September 24, 2003   11:39 AM PDT
 
eww.... the very thought is making me writhe in my seat...
elaichi chai
September 24, 2003   10:52 AM PDT
 
yeh kya ho raha hai ...Barbies to wine glasses to brooms ???? i knew the world was sick but .....itna ??? ...i've been living a very sheltered life khandaan ki chhatrochaya mai rehkar ! .. ..
Heretic
September 24, 2003   10:32 AM PDT
 
eeeyuckkk lassies... sic minds at work here... yours!

my pants are clean! and hey... mish, wouldnt know nothing of things shoved up; heard of candles, but then again u wouldnt get it! :)
alpha
September 24, 2003   10:28 AM PDT
 
yea, wanted to ask that too. how does it work with brooms? wine glasses must be diffucult too..what if they break inside?? awwwcccccch!
starfest
September 24, 2003   10:18 AM PDT
 
wine glasses?

and apparently some people must be huge assholes to be able to fit brooms in there?

what else do you have up your pants Sameer?
alpha
September 24, 2003   10:18 AM PDT
 
Coz barbie's got boobies! sic dude..Only if the Barbie community could sue!
starfest
September 24, 2003   10:15 AM PDT
 
Oh my heavens ..... why would anyone shove a Barbie doll up there anyway? Arent there easier things that can be handled?

Im surprised no one brought up Richard Gere and his gerbils ....
alpha
September 24, 2003   10:09 AM PDT
 
Wandy, is it hard to imagine???
alpha
September 24, 2003   10:07 AM PDT
 
Yogu! my boy! Now I really wud like to know your experiences playing ghar-ghar. Kinky neighborhood kids eh?
Yogustus
September 24, 2003   09:59 AM PDT
 
i think i got it...he was probably playing ghar-ghar with a kangroo...he must have left Barbie in Kangroo mama's pouch and when it was her turn...she put it where it was appropriate!!!
wandy
September 24, 2003   09:38 AM PDT
 
wonder how he managed it though? whats the background scoop, re!! woh bhi patta lagaoo...
The poor barbie...Yuck!! :)
Yogustus
September 24, 2003   09:34 AM PDT
 
whoa!!!..OUCH indeed!!..just visualizing it is making me squirm...barbie of all thing!?!?..hehehe...
Heretic theretic everywhere...
September 24, 2003   08:54 AM PDT
 
Hilarious Babe, simbly too much... I've heard of wine glasses and brooms apart from various assorted instruments and veggies! Guess he cant say I sat on it anymore!!!
Also, tell Mish about this and relate it to the x-rated joke... she'll rekkernise this one finally!

Disclaimer: These inputs are hearsay--from a couple of friends who are docs :D

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