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| alpha December 14, 2004 06:50 AM PST  matrix & zo: did you guys not see the correction?? oh well, it sucks when my mistakes turn out to be funnier than my intended jokes. | ||
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| Zoheb December 13, 2004 10:16 PM PST MOMS VENUS !!!! Awful alpha awful !!! This blog is now officially rated PG-18. I have this slinky feeling that the typo was deliberate :-D | ||
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| Matrix December 13, 2004 05:25 PM PST Ma...i was a kid lost in topless bar (quote unquote Sidhu)! wasnt the sameone u'd been to, this one was called Moms Venus... but now i'm back. | ||
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| alpha December 13, 2004 11:19 AM PST amit, Not Moms Venus- Its Mons Venus! Now, that name wouldn't really sell, would it?! | ||
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| alpha December 13, 2004 11:18 AM PST apple: In that case, i'm sorry.:P Fills: Ok da...I knew all these facts except the free workout part. hmm... So you pay people for their workout. How noble! Aurora: haha! Amit: Moms Venus is the best, so I heard. Its right across the place we went to. BTW, just so that you are aware- thats not all what we did during the vaccation..Jeez! What do you think I am?! | ||
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| AmitL December 13, 2004 04:27 AM PST LOLOL.Twin,that's a fun way to spend a holiday,I guess....at the world's second best strip club.(Which is the world's best?I bet it's a nudie beach..LOL)...but,going by your description of flatchested,big bottomed,slightly paunched,I wonder....heh heh..or,were u trying to keep the morals of us bloggers under control,too,same as Pi?:):) | ||
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| Aurora December 12, 2004 11:14 AM PST Alpha - LOL! Something like visting a 'Strip' Club WITh yr hubby's and have a better time than him(Poor Pi!!) is possible only by YOU. or should I say Please Welcome Our Bharathiya Nari - Curiosity Galore!(Out of the Closet at last)! | ||
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| the fillerman December 10, 2004 08:34 AM PST Unfortunate women? Do you know how much money those people in Mons and the club across the street in Tampa make?!! I know I went into one of those with a nice sum of money and came out with my pockets cleaned... and other men seem to do the same when all the blood in their bodies is in the wrong placer. Working at one of these places and being a waitress at Hooter's, both good money, and a free workout. | ||
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| Apple December 10, 2004 06:50 AM PST The whole point is I have never seen a naked man! How am I supposed to know? *fluttering eyelids* | ||
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| alpha December 9, 2004 11:04 AM PST thinktank: I dont understand Punjabi. What is chappu? In Tamil it is 'suck'. Are you refering to sucker? Actually all this match-making was for you. My brother is just a smoke screen. He already has a girlfriend, you see and I haven't forgotten my promise to you..by tommorow we'll get you hooked..keep the ring ready. Matrix: Heeyyyyyyyyyy!!! How do you do beta, where were you? dont say that about my bro...he is quite a catch ok! EC: Wave runners and sky diving? So kiddish..did that the few years we were in Florida..Went all over the place..Keys included. Fairy: Thank got you got out of dope. I hear they are bad for your system. :-): Yeah, ironic it seems. You go to Vipaasana and I go to strip clubs. World is not right! m: You sure you can handle that? Apple: You like naked men? Jeez..Only gay men prefer that..not women. Fairy: No kinky love exchanges here ok. Pompy: Lifted from loose folds of skin. I'm sorry if I am spoling your image of this whole thing. And er..inappropriate places..like..hmm..ear lobes. I'd rather keep the innocents the way they are. *halo* | ||
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| Twilight Fairy December 8, 2004 11:18 PM PST smiley... yeah , you can finally rejoice for having caught me there! ;p :) | ||
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| crab December 8, 2004 10:14 PM PST ouch!!! ;-) | ||
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| Apple December 8, 2004 11:24 AM PST What's so yuck about male strippers?? I mean I'm straight:D DUH!! | ||
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| :-) December 8, 2004 05:01 AM PST Ha ha ha ha *evil laugh* ...Looks like, finally our back yard detective Fairy fumbled. | ||
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| :-) December 8, 2004 04:59 AM PST Hmmm...even the mole? I always suspected those cotton condoms. Did you check his teeth? Did you find any gap? | ||
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| pompy December 8, 2004 04:22 AM PST technical question - if her boobs were bare, how did it hold the bucks ? (doesn't one need a cleavage for that?) ..and...koff koff...which other "inappropriate places"? - asks the innocent | ||
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| Twilight Fairy December 7, 2004 11:06 PM PST alpha, I realised what I had written on ur blog a couple of hours after posting that :).. I guess too many blogs on my desktop were vying for my attention :p.. thodee der baad sink in hua that ur *bro* is in MS.. yeah we might have some common frens :p :) n pehle matchmaking series mein , ur bro got left out kya? abhee you are "matching" him with everyone :) | ||
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| elaichi chai December 7, 2004 11:02 PM PST floridaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... aiyyyyo ..did you rent the waverunners around the Keyes???! ..or go skydiving .... i was in FL last Dec and it was just awesome .. .quite a welcome change from dreary cold places.. .now that i'm monitoring my RSS feeds more regularly, i shall have my finger on the pulse of Alpha Blog! | ||
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| Thinktank.. December 7, 2004 09:40 PM PST too many takers for your bro here! or is it the other way round...u pushing him on to everyone? Remember the times when the parents try to hook up with that decent looking guy (chappu for all u cared), same would be ur brother's plight. (not claming the ppl here are decent...chappu, maybe!) :p | ||
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| Matrix December 7, 2004 08:43 PM PST if i'm the same Matrix? tht depends on how many Matrices you know. but yes you used to know me...n y should i be interested in ur bro??? | ||
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| m December 7, 2004 05:45 PM PST hope you post more regularly- you are in full form as always. | ||
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| alpha December 7, 2004 05:23 PM PST crabie: I am really upset that you hadn't linked me all along! Suds: First aunty and now sister, tell me Suds...is this a way you are trying to get closer to me? I see, you want to marry my brother too! You could be his back-up. Phew, finally my responsibilities as a sister are going to get over! fairy: Thanks. I recommend posting comments while drinking only...not drinking and smoking. 1. Mexico and Microsoft? Are we talking about Bill Gates or Hispanic thongs? 2. I didn't even get close to MS, except use MSN messenger once in a while. I am not a common software person, that be my bro. 3. Are you interested in him? He might have met your friends. Matrix: are you the same Matrix I used to know? Dont tell me you be interested in my bro too! m: Lucky hubby of yours... well, I didnt really go there to learn the moves..even if I tried I would first get a major cramp and secondly scar Pi for life. ash: thanks. Life is a Penance..I'm sure that sentence would have cause your stomach to hurt more. apple: Oh you won't believe the connection I had. I still haven't washed her shinny lipstick off my face. male strippers?? yuck! | ||
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| Apple December 7, 2004 11:57 AM PST I desperately want to say "the last line was so touching"... But then I guess you know me too well so I'll spare you this time! :D I WANTO GO TO FLORIDA... And don't they have male strippers there? | ||
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| Ash December 7, 2004 10:33 AM PST *stomach hurting with laughter* Hilarious post !! But woman, how could you say 'Tirupathi' and 'aarti' in the same breath as 'boobs and butts' ?! Hai Rama, its penance time for you :P ! | ||
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| m December 7, 2004 06:28 AM PST did you know in beverly hills you can take special exercise classes as well as regular classes to move like a stripper........you actually got your moneys worth if you memorized the moves............ | ||
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| Matrix December 7, 2004 03:23 AM PST dnt give pooja bhatt ideas, she'll fly to Tampa to make an international remake of Sadak!! damn, the only club i'd been to, missed out my chance of sittin on the stool...was way in a small ltl corner, no stripper came past..wht a waste of time. n worst 'd to buy a drink too...some policy tht club had. all in all waste of money n time... | ||
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| Twilight Fairy December 7, 2004 01:25 AM PST LOL!! i like ur "filmy similes".. pooja bhatt in Sadak and esp sharukh khan in Ashoka.. wow, u would look seductive... LOL :) BTW the moment I read "mexico", I did a little extrapolation and concluded that you are in MS. :p. It got confirmed when I read your other post saying that you got to Microsoft. We might be having some common friends.. | ||
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| suds December 7, 2004 12:22 AM PST From our local Madras mallu mole to hifi Amariguhn vellakaaris...I can see you are doing your best to help your bro Beta in his matter by diverting attention! I wish I had a sis like you! | ||
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| crab December 6, 2004 10:04 PM PST Hope u don't mind. Please do let me know if its otherwise. | ||
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| crab December 6, 2004 10:02 PM PST u've been linked ! | ||
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| alpha December 6, 2004 06:14 PM PST arey baba, comparison kis kambakth ne kiya? If thou claimeth to be jawaner and better, I shall consider. (just as a back-up, mind you). My brother is prolly the closest you can get to my evil character and bunny teeth. I can not vouch for my cousins tho. My bro is in close proximity to you. Please consider. Uski shaadi mein rukhavat na dalo! | ||
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| Zoheb December 6, 2004 05:35 PM PST Kya alphoo ... budhhe clooney se mera comparison. Abhi to mai jawan hoo. Why do women like ancient men ... I have no f...ing idea. Plzzz dont inflict ur bro on me. I am ready to settle for cuzin sister material tho .... | ||
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| alpha December 6, 2004 03:00 PM PST Adi, there are some people who are glad that I don't know how to appreciate them. thank god! | ||
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| adi December 6, 2004 02:23 PM PST u had enough of boobs and butts ??? BAH ... u dunno how to appreciate them, what say smiley ;-) | ||
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| alpha December 6, 2004 10:03 AM PST Smiley, one of the tanned ones told me to pass this on to you- It's a wailing 7 year old that has an uncanny resemblance to you... even the mole! Toro: Long time re...hey!!! dont you dare talk about my friends like that ok! Have fun and I hope you see a lot of babes, big paunchy ones. Zoheb: If going to a strip club did it, I would have done that long ago man. Will my brother do? If not, you have to be my back up plan. But I will be very insulted if you back out after seeing me. btw, I hope you resemble George Clooney at the very least. | ||
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| Zoheb December 6, 2004 12:53 AM PST Where does one marry girls like you ? This time I am truly in love with you. Do u have a sister by any chance ...... or if u r really feeling bored of Pi give me a call. | ||
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| Pallavi December 6, 2004 12:43 AM PST LOLOL | ||
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| Toro December 5, 2004 11:54 PM PST hehe. Sandy undies, Sadak and Strippers; you're on a roll! Am off to Goa and a few white sand beaches off the Karnataka coast... Hopefully, one of ur stripper "friends" might decide to take a vacation to India by then. (With my luck, it might be the flatchested one!) | ||
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| :-) December 5, 2004 10:40 PM PST Patrix already quoted the quote I wanted to quote. Yeah!!!! All those tanned spanish babes. Sigh. | ||
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| alpha December 5, 2004 04:41 PM PST somehow these days movies don't really cover those issues. Being a whore isn't such a national issue any more. Sadak was 80s???? Jeez! me thought it was 90s at least. | ||
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| Patrix December 5, 2004 02:03 PM PST >>"Pi got out some more change and handed it to me like my mom would do in Tirupathi to place in the arthi plate" LOL. Wait till your mom hears about this godforsaken comparison :) and Pooja Bhatt from Sadak?? Gosh, are you still stuck in the 80s? | ||
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