piggly_wiggly
October 3, 2004   08:35 AM PDT
 
The band-aid bit was funny...real funny!
:-)
September 30, 2004   11:57 PM PDT
 
Yeah dude..while you are quizzing gorillas I will engage the princess with kisses. Ok, I cant wait. Lets go the jungle, now.
Patrix
September 30, 2004   06:51 PM PDT
 
Aare oh Alpha..bahar nikal...aaj..err..kal jhumma hai....

new post please :)
Patrix
September 30, 2004   06:49 PM PDT
 
Leela, a herd of elephants and did you also mention gorillas...man, we sure have a tough act to follow. Are you sure we get to kiss the screaming beauty after all that jhamela?? or she might just be waiting for her princess-charming
pompy
September 30, 2004   04:13 AM PDT
 
i know what you mean by having a "hollow mouth". i told you teeny secret and from the look of it you told all our "common" friends in that part of the world about it :)

*bad Alpha*
:-)
September 30, 2004   12:45 AM PDT
 
Patrix: Ok dude! Come up with something cool to strike back on Leela.
Wings
September 29, 2004   11:22 AM PDT
 
And that's the way the 'word of mouth' began :-)))))
Leela
September 29, 2004   12:11 AM PDT
 
Smiley, diamond studded pants and no underwear? Ouch!

And you and Patrix seem pretty happy to work 'together' I notice...
Krithika
September 28, 2004   10:09 AM PDT
 
Couldn't you have told another lie to cover up this lie? (such as 'Priya and I are no longer friends because she thought I was lying down right where as I was merely lying down on a couch) Or even better tell a lie that you didn't lie? ;-)
Rash
September 28, 2004   02:18 AM PDT
 
King Cobras and Diamond palaces. What demands now reallee...!
:-)
September 27, 2004   10:45 PM PDT
 
dude patrix: yeah..this whole thing sounds too complex. we need to work together. we can scare the cobras and bears with your vocabulary test.
:-)
September 27, 2004   10:36 PM PDT
 
I have diamond studded pants. Will that do Leela baby?
Patrix
September 27, 2004   07:38 PM PDT
 
OMG Leela..u sure do have some kinky partners...if thats what you need to keep you happy, Me and smiley will have to work a lot harder :)
m
September 27, 2004   12:45 PM PDT
 
hey no woman can keep a secret..........and frankly men gossip even faster than women...........it is the nature of the beast..........we are social creatures after all na???????
Leela
September 27, 2004   08:53 AM PDT
 
Boys, boys! (yeah Smiley that means you) No fighting among yourselves. Whoever survives the king cobras, grizzly bear and wild elephant herd, and builds me a diamond-studded palace will win my fair hand.

Um.. oh yeah, hi Alpha. Now you know why I didn't tell you about the surprise :)
Rash
September 27, 2004   04:47 AM PDT
 
Totally utterly understand. It's criminal to keep hot, fresh off the rack gossip bubbling inside you. tch tch
coolcat
September 27, 2004   03:42 AM PDT
 
LOL. Absolutely hilarious. People should be very careful around you i guess :).
manuscrypts
September 27, 2004   01:39 AM PDT
 
LOL...and with that justification, this post was born...hehe
Patrix
September 26, 2004   11:55 PM PDT
 
Smiley, now let Leela decide...*hopeful with pick-me eyed look* towards Leela....or else Smiley shall we have a "ab qurbaani dega kaun" game?
Pallavi
September 26, 2004   10:46 PM PDT
 
ahhh.. you did your deed so I guess you can blurt it out to all now !!! heheh to all who do not know that is !!! LOLOL
khotta
September 26, 2004   07:36 PM PDT
 
narayan narayan!! so ur takin over narad's work of spreading the word arnd??
Apple
September 26, 2004   08:56 AM PDT
 
ROTFLMAO!!! You're precious, Alphu! :P
Luna
September 26, 2004   08:04 AM PDT
 
ha! Ha! Hee! hee! Ho! Ho! Hey! Hey!. Wonder what I am doing, aren't you? Well I 'm in a sorta laughing fit, imagining you in pigtails, and baggy jeans. Ho! Ho! :P
:-)
September 26, 2004   02:54 AM PDT
 
Saala Patrix: Leela is mine. Stop having crush on her.
Patrix
September 26, 2004   02:04 AM PDT
 
aiyoooo..alphamma...mera bhanda phoda ab Leela mujhe phodegi...
Pleomorphous
September 26, 2004   12:27 AM PDT
 
That line has some unsaid words. It is not just "Dont tell anyone Ok?". It is "Dont tell anyone that I told you Ok?"

How are you Alphuuu?
alpha
September 25, 2004   05:09 PM PDT
 
AOYW: Gee thanks man... Thats too much of a compliment... I truly cannot accept that..to be compared to Dave Barry and all.. too much... heh heh. btw, who is Dave Barry?

AmitL: Next time se Amit, I am going to be the first one to tell all your secrets. Can't take this head exploding scene anymore. Any takers?

richa: so u are a keeper of secrets.

Smiley: Pink undies? I thought you told me no undies...now now..stop spreading different rumors about yourself all over the place... can't keep track.

Patrix: Not to worry your secret is well buried. I haven't told anyone that you had a secret crush on Leela.
Patrix
September 25, 2004   06:47 AM PDT
 
ohno..why did I ever confess all my dark secrets to you?
:-)
September 25, 2004   06:40 AM PDT
 
Damn! Now I know why everyone knows about my pink undies.
richa
September 25, 2004   03:48 AM PDT
 
ya i know ..
n one feels like a complete idiot after that ..
oh how well i know ..
AmitL
September 24, 2004   10:03 PM PDT
 
LOLOL..that's just too hilarious....and,as they say,walls have ears..no wonder u were not an exclusive recipient of the gossip.Err,u know,u should have made sure u were the one telling everyone,instead of keeping your lips sealed....then,u'd have been the Queen Bee:):)
Admirer of your writing
September 24, 2004   04:09 PM PDT
 
How do you make things so mundane, so utterly hilarious?
You are the next Dave Barry!

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