Pieces of the Puzzle

Of my 3 months of blogging, I have interacted with many people, mainly through comment boxes. Relationships have been built and I must thank you people for coming by and mustering something to say even if was just a smiley. Believe me, its your comments that make my day and keep me going. Many people told me that my comment boxes are much more fun. Its true. Some of you have unique ways of voicing your opinion.

AmitL: LOL Twin. Amit types those two words first (in no particular order) and then thinks about some intellectually simulating funny thing to say. So he ends up asking a question which I would have refused to answer in the post itself.

Starfest: She has to sound mature and WILL NOT degrade herself by doing a ‘Hehehe’ or even a LOL.   So she’ll pick up something inane and stump the author, i.e. me. (I am not delusional, she's told me I am funny).

Yogi: He is busy as hell (doing what, only his kabootar would know). Plus he has got big community issues. He cannot just comment on my site without getting Star pissed. Cannot comment on hers without getting the rest of the bloggy babes pissed. He can’t please everyone (except his kabootar of course). So if he ever comes to my site, he scans the post as quickly as possible, picks up key words and leaves a comment that stumps even Starfest. So the babes are quite relieved that he doesnt come to their blogs anymore.

Patrix: He is still in the courting phase (with the goat of course). So his comments are devoid of difficult words the goat would otherwise fail to understand. If a day goes by without his leg (or other parts which Star would be familiar with) being pulled, its means the Nebular Galactic end is near.

Pleo: He sternly puts on his professor-like glasses, puffs his Italian cigar and coughs like Alfred Hitchcock. He tries to make an impact with his comments just like he does with his stories. Sinister, aloof and profound. Mind you this is a big exterior show. In actuality, he is a whining attention seeking Sindhi parrot which goes "Vadi Gah!" in the secrecy of his cage.

Jottingz: She is here to tell me that she has added the much awaited sequel to her drama. Darn! She has to read my post and comment on it before sliding in the advertisement.

Krithika: I am positive she has a dozen Vodka shots before commenting on my blog. Or has Luna Lovegood put a faulty spell on her?

EC: He just got back from gym after a session with his punching bag. Punch Bag won. So he takes a bit of his frustration on my comment board, sometimes talking in code language.

Heretic: He just stole Yogi’s kabootar and is quite charged up. Simultaneously watches Mallu porn on the side while commenting. Multitasking doesn’t go too well with him.

FillerMan: He still has nightmares of the proof-reading part of his dissertation. His paranoia shows in the comments too. They are thorough and intricately confuse the reader. They are a thesis by themselves.

Jill: Even she is running short of time what with spending all her time SMSing and writing mushy posts. She has no time to read posts. If I were a ‘Mua’ person, I would have seen more of her bubbly personality. But I have to be content with her LOLLOLOLOLOLLL.. which apparently stems from the fact that she knows I write funny stuff.. so there is absolutely no harm is LOLing without reading.

Sirpy: On Halloween night, while he was walking around trick-or-treating dressed as a chimp, he got possessed by Michael Moore and Osama bin Laden put together. And he mistook me for George Bush. I hope I steered him AWAY to the right person.

MWPG: Men with goats as pet will have nothing better to do than comment on my posts.

Again, its all for fun and I love you all. You may not believe it, but I do! Keep them coming.