Predicament
Few years ago, Beta gave me the password to his email id. He had to send this really important email and the server was down where he was. So he requested me to do so saying he would change the password as soon as his server was up. I am sure he might have tried other trustworthy people before finally asking me.
googoo!? What kind of a password was that and why didn’t I decipher it earlier? I guess I credited him with more novelty.
Like an angel, I sent the email to this professor and logged off immediately after scanning through his Inbox and seeing nothing interesting.
I could feel my halo transforming into horns and woops!.. was that a tail that just sprouted?
I quickly logged on again. This time I went straight to a folder called Pooch. Pooch?! ..very suspicious.
Till I chance upon Gimbly’s letter to Poochie. Usual sappy stuff (by now I have lost my appetite for days to come) and some dream interpretations (some sad skills Beta has) and some touchy common-friend issues (o my god, is this really my brother?)
Next para is about me!…Ahh! Finally some interesting stuff *eyes wider*
Amma told me that I didn’t put in too much effort & that’s why I didn’t get as much marks as Alpha. She thinks I spent too much time doing other stuff (wink wink). She thinks Alpha was really hardworking and clever.
Way to go ma! heh heh! Didn’t know she was so proud of me and so clairvoyant. *muah* Continued reading…
Then I told her- No Way! Alpha almost flunked becoz of that biker guy. I told her to bring out her report card and compare. She did and I was right. Then she started asking me about biker guy. She didn’t even know about the biker guy. hehehe. She was raging mad. But Alpha is in the US. So I guess it couldn't get too bad.
Unbelievable! What a traitor/loser/whiner! Why couldn’t he let her believe I did very well in college? Damn! My mom, she will kill me. And I’m going to butcher him before that! Gimbly, my left foot!!! I have to confront him..
Wait a min, I’m not supposed to be here, snooping around. Damn damn! What a delimma!
But seriously, how could he do that? Mainly, what would Poochie think of me?
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| alpha October 31, 2003 03:49 PM PST  Thank u Pompy! Patrix: tch tch! | ||
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| pompy October 31, 2003 03:25 AM PST that was one of the funniest. in fact i think u r one of the funniest :) | ||
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| Patrix October 30, 2003 09:33 PM PST nooo...thatz the wrong folder it got assigned to..it should have been in the folder "N/A: Already Equipped" | ||
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| alpha October 30, 2003 06:30 PM PST Pats: checked ur email man! Nothing exciting. just a bunch of mails offering free 'enlargements'. y have to stored them all in a folder called POA? | ||
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| Patrix October 30, 2003 05:55 PM PST OK...chookoloopoookoloo is my password...try it..honest :) seee..i will give out my password if asked by a babe | ||
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| alpha October 30, 2003 05:51 PM PST Speed: yeah , but then they are the sweetest. Catch me saying that to him. matrix: A) This was Y. B) Do you think I wanted to know. C)er..invalid question. D) Of course not, do you think its easy to crack 'alpha123'? | ||
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| Matrix October 30, 2003 02:04 PM PST A) Is Poochie Miss X, Y or Z??? B) Did u find out y googoo??? C) When will I get a bike :(:( D) U sure he doesn't 've ur accounts passwords?? | ||
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| AmitL October 30, 2003 02:02 PM PST Arre,Alphie,Twin ki dekhbhaal karna farz hai na.hahahaha.:)Waise,if it's such a big secret,............:) | ||
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| speed October 30, 2003 12:56 PM PST Haha..Whenever my sis and I fought my sis would always rat. I guess younger siblings are like that :) | ||
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| alpha October 30, 2003 12:53 PM PST Amit: My mom only never asked..tere ko kya problem hai? Heretic: where the heck did phone numbers get involved? Yogi: Nahin re..under the wraps it is! There is a lot of other things I can torture him abt. Sandy: Mom never asked..dont ask, dont tell policy she maintains. Morph: i knew his girlfriends were all of some different species..Now I know. kritika: i am learning Dusk: Seriously, Where were you? thanks for wading in my river of truth! :) Star: I wud have if i cud write as sappily as my brother. jeez. Patsie: Plz plz gimme your password. I promise I wont tell anyone even if your 'mush' name turns out to be Tinda Bhai. EC: yeah! all these ppl acting pristine wud be doing the same thing I did! Wandy: see previous. rice: He changed his ID & poochie. Khotta: They all stumbled in. par aap tho narad hain. u have all the jaankaari! Good to see u!:) | ||
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| khotta October 30, 2003 12:14 PM PST Narayan Narayan!!!!! | ||
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| khotta October 30, 2003 12:13 PM PST just thot i'd stumble here . dint know you were back. you comfortably fgot to inform me too. *sigh*..... :-| all i havta say is...your post still mak me smile. baki sab theek hai. | ||
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| ricercar October 30, 2003 11:51 AM PST lol ... what u gonna do? get into his account again and send a email to amma saying alpha is a saint | ||
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| wandy October 30, 2003 11:30 AM PST Good to know htis side too...very human and true... Though I must say...Beta ke trust ka yeah sila....hai bhagwan...and also, see what u didn't know, didn't hurt ya..the minute u gave in to ur basic curious human nature...dekh kya hua??? :D | ||
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| elaichi chai October 30, 2003 10:24 AM PST abhi password diya hai toh e-mail to padhna hi padega na ?!... i fully endorse ur readin the mails .. u shudve taken it up wit Beta ..ke mom asked u abt biker boy ! | ||
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| Patrix October 30, 2003 10:17 AM PST ah-ha...the evils of reading someone else's email...i wouldn't share my password even it contained zilch....and its not about trust...hai bhagwan, aur kya rakha hai sunn ne ko alpha ke baare mein | ||
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| starfest October 30, 2003 08:24 AM PST you only read someone else's emails??? you disappoint me. You should have wreaked havoc by emailing Poochie yourself!!! | ||
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| Dusk October 30, 2003 07:32 AM PST This is a seriously awesome blog! Where was I all these days? You write like river of refreshing truth. I'll be back. Peace, Dusk. | ||
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| Krithika October 30, 2003 07:25 AM PST Curiosity is not a sin but it must be dealt with extreme caution, alpha dear! | ||
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| Polymorphicus October 30, 2003 01:58 AM PST Poochie? Insect you mean ;) | ||
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| sandhya October 30, 2003 01:11 AM PST ahhh tasting forbidden fruit..did it turn out Ok with Amma? | ||
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| Yogustus October 30, 2003 12:15 AM PST Hey bagwan! What a snoopster u turned out to be! tell beta that mom called u from india to ask u about the biker guy...and then whip his ass!!! | ||
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| Heretic October 30, 2003 12:04 AM PST Before u do anything to him, please forward those numbers (phone) and email ids.... someone's gotta carry the good work forward too. Formula ka answer hai.... mujhe phone numbers do... | ||
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| AmitL October 29, 2003 10:54 PM PST Twin,how could u?How could u be so sneaky and read the emails of a person who trusted u??:)And,that too,beta?What names,nevertheless:Quickie poochie,Gimbly?:)LOL. BTW,who was this Biker Guy?? | ||
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