Forget it!
In the animal kingdom, I belong to the species- Homo Sapiens. I’m sub-classified into Absentmindo Takenoblamus, common name being Alpha. I’m quite a rarity for my clan.
I have been absentminded from the time I remember (or do I?). I have a memory of an elephant when it comes to people, events, conversations. But a goldfish’s memory when it comes to wearing my clothes, paying the cashier, wondering why I am in the bathroom. Once I forgot to wear the salwar part and strutted around town in my kameez. It probably seemed like a new trend in Madras, so no one bothered to point it out (that’s of course my theory). One other time I was close to spending a night in prison.
I’ve had my embarrassing moments and have given folks around me jitters and entertainment alike. I never learn from previous blunders. When I am so preoccupied, I don’t remember what I need to be learning. Moreover, it’s is always somebody else’s fault.
Today it was the car’s fault when I ran out of gas in the middle of the highway. The freakin indicator doesn’t shout at me to fill gas! This time I was unperturbed, as opposed to the other two times I ran out of gas in this same month. I just waited for somebody to help me push the car to the corner and waited a little longer for someone else to get me gasoline. I thanked them profusely making them feel it’s the worst thing that ever happened to me. I drove on knowing very well that this will happen again.
I better get to work, before I forget why I am here.
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| alpha October 11, 2003 05:24 PM PDT  ejcuj me?! EC, do u wear robes to work??? quite shocking really! | ||
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| alpha October 10, 2003 08:26 PM PDT Before the traffic jam cud happen, the circus people confiscated me. | ||
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| Patrix October 10, 2003 06:40 PM PDT LOL @ salwar incident....gosh! must have been one hell of a traffic jam that day | ||
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| alpha October 10, 2003 02:50 PM PDT prison- next post! tadpo sab log! aur anticlimax ke liye wait karo! | ||
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| khotta depp. October 10, 2003 02:49 PM PDT hohohhoh hahahahaha hehehehehe a frock with a dupatta.......chai bhai hav u ever gone to work with a Robe without a pyjama? :D aapke pass to dupatta bhi nahi hoga. geez kitna hungana ho jaata us frock wale dupatta se agar us din weather WINDY hota? hmmmm i wonder | ||
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| alpha October 10, 2003 02:45 PM PDT Twin: i am glad at least u think I'm not capable of this!! Jeez, Dont know how I am where i am. Khotta: Kya ho raha hai?? itna bhaang pi liya kyaa? EC; ofcourse, they dont put u in prison for not wearing salwar..also it was a kameez without a slit, so i guess it worked as a frock (?) with a duppata!:) | ||
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| elaichi October 10, 2003 02:37 PM PDT abhi i know the salwar incident is nowhere related to the prison one ....i HAVE to know !! ...prison ki kya baat hai ??! ...dont show me the food n disallow me to eat it ....yeh nahi chaleha ... btw..u forgot abt that thing now dint u ..tsk tsk ..abhi hum kabhi maaf nahi karenege ... | ||
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| khotta October 10, 2003 02:36 PM PDT nothing nothing nothing nothing? is this wot u call swet nothing? | ||
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| khotta October 10, 2003 02:15 PM PDT tsk tsk tsk. u fgetful ,all knowing, manipulating person. getting others to do ur dirty work? wo naari mukti waale naare ka kya hua? sirf slogan baazi ke liye use hota tha? | ||
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| starfest October 10, 2003 12:58 PM PDT night in prison? elaborate please! | ||
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| AmitL October 10, 2003 12:45 PM PDT Twin,u know what I think?U wrote the salwaar part only to elicit a laff from us.:)No one could be so absent-minded.Or could they????As for being a Absentmindo Takenoblamus, well,that's not so unusual.So many people look for a 'bakra'(bakri?), whenever they are caught with their pants down.(No pun intended.) | ||
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| alpha October 10, 2003 10:27 AM PDT Yogu! u wont belive this..I had the petrol container in the boot (me and u think quite dumbly alike). The can broke and I was driving a potential bomb waiting to explode. for a week. I smelt like bloody gas! Abhi bhi, I feel like throwing up when I sit in the car. Salwaar news, no more info. yehi jyaada hai. Lion king awesome..Great costumes.yap yap yap..chal, i'll call u sometime! | ||
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| Yogustus October 10, 2003 10:16 AM PDT aiyyo!!!..me first!...abey ghonchu...why don't u keep a spare petrol ka container in ur boot...trust me they come real safe and for u its a perfect solution!!!...er..by the way...how old were u when u were walking across madras without ur salwaar..??..i am shocked i didn;t read it in the papers!!!...hehehe...u crack me up...how was lion king??? | ||
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