Will I be kissed today?
Sleeeeeeepy yawwwwwwwwn! Brush..brush..brush! Brush to the right, brush to the left…*frothy yawn* Sleepy eyes fall on my toothbrush, sitting in the holder. My brush is there. Double take! So what’s this in my freakin mouth!!??
Jolted out of my sleep. My eyes turned from slits to tennis balls. Quickly stopped brushing to examine the brown worn out bristles of this very familiar toothbrush. Oh no!!! Spit spit! Rinse rinse! More rinse rinse! (repeat with soap and water)
It’s the old brush I use to clean the crevices of the sink, bathtub and other unmentionable places.
Friday, October 03, 2003 |
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| Name October 24, 2003 06:56 AM PDT  hahahahahaha!! | ||
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| oops alpha! October 8, 2003 12:42 PM PDT sorry Maddie! Its advisable not to read my blog while eating or drinking. | ||
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| Ms.Madmax October 8, 2003 01:24 AM PDT YOIKSSSSS, woman !! Me was having my morning cuppa. Now me goes to BLAWK !! What a vivid descripshun that LOLOLOLOL !! | ||
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| alpha October 6, 2003 02:00 PM PDT Suds; Since the squished bread & cheese didnt get u to puke, i had to take drastic measures. | ||
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| alpha October 6, 2003 09:50 AM PDT patrix: Yikes! Some questions are better ignored. yogi: My idea worked..heehe! | ||
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| suds October 6, 2003 04:31 AM PDT OK...now you've succeded in making me puke,...lolz.. | ||
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| Yogustus October 4, 2003 08:48 PM PDT Amma!!!...i'll have to wear a gas mask tomorrow when i come to meet u!!!...and dump all the fresh flowers wine and candles i bought for u to make our evening romantic...crap!..er..damn! heheheh..u are such a doll! | ||
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| speed October 4, 2003 05:04 PM PDT Haha!! Hope ur over the gross feeling and hope you did get kissed :) | ||
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| Monish October 4, 2003 08:10 AM PDT Ohh..nasty surprise early in the morning! I knew this one person who swallowed a cockroach at night when she got up to get herself a glass of water! | ||
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| AmitL October 3, 2003 10:14 PM PDT Twinji,I thought Baat Daant ki ho rahi thi???*Innocent look* | ||
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| Patrix October 3, 2003 07:44 PM PDT so how different is the taste???...reminds me of a joke...whatz the difference between a oral thermometer and a rectal one.....the taste :) | ||
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| Matrix October 3, 2003 03:38 PM PDT Alpha....we no help??? wot else can we help. giving u all the moral support, whole-hearted backing!!! wot more can be done...and wrong hole, u r somethin | ||
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| khotta October 3, 2003 02:33 PM PDT alpha ji........wots this? hilarious . vibrations in the wrong hole!!!!! :D gee wiz | ||
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| alpha October 3, 2003 02:18 PM PDT Seesh! u guys are not being of any help!! Not that I expected any.. Khotta: Hopefully you have no interactions with human beings. Amit: Oye mere Dubai wale chachu! thank u thank u! Yahan bhi milta hai. But I cant stand those vibrations in the wrong hole! | ||
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| AmitL October 3, 2003 01:50 PM PDT Chhi chhi.How revolting.Please don not smile for some days. And,why not get an Oral B electric toothbrush?Dubai se bhejoon?:) | ||
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| Ankh October 3, 2003 01:07 PM PDT yow! No, gross! eek.... that's really creepy. So are your teeth sanitized by the public health works dept? | ||
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| Matrix October 3, 2003 12:29 PM PDT Haa Haa Haa Haa... my dear alpha, ye tune kya kar diya, kaheen muh dikhane layak nahi rakha!!! Remedy: gargle, rinse, gargle,rinse ...repeat till the time ur teeth come out, or u've finished all the water!!! | ||
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| khotta October 3, 2003 11:53 AM PDT good one ji. good one. it is for reasons like this that i forgot to brush for 4 days this week. :-D | ||
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| starfest October 3, 2003 11:09 AM PDT man....thats grosssssssssss beyond belief ......... yuckkkkkkkkkkk hyyyyaaaakkkkkk thuuuuuuuuu is rightttttttttttt go wash your mouth with soap girly! | ||
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| alpha October 3, 2003 10:51 AM PDT EC: eeeeeew! of course it wasnt in the holder..I might have kept it in a more accessible place by mistake....arrgh..thuuuu! mera kya hoga?! bhook lagi hai par khane ka mood nahin. | ||
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| elaichi chai October 3, 2003 10:39 AM PDT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww...u have both of those in the same holder ?????????? to answer your question, definitely not !! no kissin ..unless u've withheld this info ...;) | ||
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| wandy October 3, 2003 09:56 AM PDT "HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... First reaction: phew... cough.... cough.... HOHOHOHOHOHOHO ROTFFL HAHAAHAAHAAHAA uff... holding my stomach real hard now... ouch... Haha ha good one... :D" (thanks Heretic thatha!) Second reaction ~ a few min. later: yyyuuukkkk!!! thuthuthu... how are u feeling now...:) | ||
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| Heretic October 3, 2003 08:59 AM PDT HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... phew... cough.... cough.... HOHOHOHOHOHOHO ROTFFL HAHAAHAAHAAHAA uff... holding my stomach real hard now... ouch... Haha ha good one... :D | ||
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