Compliment???
My purple lips curl with evil intent. Eyes spooky white. Eye balls wander off in an orbit of their own, one facing north and the other northeast. Flaring nostrils in a crooked nose. Golden-green skin. How the heck did green get there! I hate the way I look. Is there a way I can salvage this? Overall, I might have given Amrish Puri a run for his money.
He takes a few steps back. Stares attentively, cocks his head to the right, squints & nods slightly.
‘Nice play with the colors there. An uncanny resemblance" says Jeff, my art instructor. "That’s one awesome self-potrait."
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| Krithika October 12, 2003 08:42 AM PDT  Hey, write more of this kind and you could give Alistair McClean (of McKenna's Gold fame) a run for his money! | ||
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| patrix October 2, 2003 05:48 PM PDT rather nice joke..wonder why didn't i think of it...damn getting old, i guess :) defacement is what you think of it is , go figure :) | ||
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| alpha October 2, 2003 08:45 AM PDT Matrix and Patrix- You brothers from maternal and paternal side eh?? Ok bad joke.. Mat: :P Will stick to modern art. Then I'll ask u to make out what/who it is. Pat: Is that an idea for self- potrait or self-defacement? Block- Yeah! RUN!!! *fire**spark* | ||
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| block October 2, 2003 08:27 AM PDT a dragon ..its a dragon.. RUNN!!!! | ||
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| Patrix October 1, 2003 11:23 PM PDT next time imitate the Intel guys...douse yourself in paint and splatter urself on the wall...repeat with different colors...if u still are in ur senses, ask me how ur self-potrait looks...:) | ||
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| Matrix October 1, 2003 10:20 PM PDT Read ur blog on ur last attempt @ body potrait...u r gettin the skills!!! | ||
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| Matrix October 1, 2003 10:13 PM PDT Made me proud tode alpha dear... U drew a self potrait and ur instructor cud guess it right !! awesome :) How abt some modern art... i' sure u r free to 've crooked nose, green skin in this form of art??? | ||
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| alpha October 1, 2003 08:26 PM PDT Name: cud be true...sadly Wandy: Saali! u are supposed to make me feel good here. Heretic: Only face. only face! I'll paint u alright! You may turn out looking better.. Speed: Moi paints ..like hell. | ||
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| speed October 1, 2003 07:33 PM PDT That was funny! So you paint? | ||
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| Heretic October 1, 2003 02:47 PM PDT Wot about me posig fer dat paintin??? Mai toh gym bhi jaa raha hoon abhi! Babe... pls tell moi...self-portrait me face se jyada hai na ;) | ||
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| wandy October 1, 2003 02:22 PM PDT aawww!! i just can't stop grinning...though remember ~ beauty lies in the eyes of hte beholder...kuch to hai...:) | ||
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| alpha October 1, 2003 01:27 PM PDT Khotta: Some make-up that wud be..:) u gay or wot? that nude painting is of a guy!! Amit; u cracked me up man! Still laughing. Bull in a ranch?? hehe..(maybe the flaring nostrils did it) Oh well, sadly admit - it was close to being true. | ||
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| Name October 1, 2003 01:24 PM PDT Right when they say "Art imitates life"... so it seems. | ||
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| AmitL October 1, 2003 12:51 PM PDT I honestly thought u were writing the autobiography of a bull in a ranch.Then,I realised it was u with ur painting.:)A self-portrait??LOLLOL. | ||
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| khotta October 1, 2003 12:09 PM PDT o painted a self portrait?i initially thot u were putting on some new Make Up!!? :-p but were u trying for a Mona Lisa spoof? neways if ur takin this one to ur grave then how abt atleast posting UP the nude 1??? ;) | ||
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| alpha October 1, 2003 11:42 AM PDT Star ! feel like poking his eyes!ahem..already did one nude..check out my previous post..Sept 5th. | ||
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| starfest October 1, 2003 11:39 AM PDT ouch....that was funny ... awesome indeed. Dont you love teachers like that? When do you start painting the nudes? | ||
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| alpha October 1, 2003 10:28 AM PDT Jill: Congrats??! I just managed to mutilate myself. Yogi: I bet he is!..But that self-potrait is going with me to my grave! its horrible yaar! and that nut case says it looks like me..*waahhh* Dunno whether to feel good that he thinks I paint well or that he thinks I look like that painting.. | ||
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| Yogustus October 1, 2003 10:08 AM PDT maybe ur instructor is squint and color blind...wud love to see ur portrait!..post it on the web!!! | ||
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| Jill October 1, 2003 10:07 AM PDT Congrats, Alpha!! A well deserved MMMMUAH! | ||
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