Weekly horoscope for Alpha
This week will be just like last week- busy. You will get no time to spend on frivolous activities such as blogging. People will think you are characterless and horrible. On the brighter side, you will find the apple that you had misplaced three months ago, rotting in the bottommost shelf. Now you know the cause of that smell. Travel includes getting marooned in a desert with snakes for a week starting Wednesday. The bright side of that being, you actually planned that trip and paid for it. There is some chance that you will make it back to civilization. The bright side of not making it back is that the people who called you characterless and horrible will be guilty all their lives.