Ouch!
My friend who is a nurse at a local hospital shares this amazing story. This man comes to see the doctor. He won’t sit down, was quite uncomfortable even standing up. On further investigation, it was discovered that he had a Barbie doll shoved up his ..er.. ass!!! Now poor Barbie wasn’t in a position to come out, even if she desperately wanted to. Her hands were stuck inside the hallowed portals.
Wednesday, September 24, 2003 |
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| alpha September 28, 2003 09:11 AM PDT  hehe..funny!!! What, he had a radio??? | ||
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| dragon September 26, 2003 04:46 PM PDT that was funny. mattel might be happy to know barbie fills evey void!!! :) as kramer sayz: proctologists have the best stories and every single patient will say it was an accident!!!! here's one from the proc's diary: This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing! "...you are my chicken fry..." The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again "...you are my chicken fry..." The M.A. is totally unimpressed... "So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"the guy asked, "Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing a bappi lahiri number!!" | ||
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| Zap September 25, 2003 02:59 PM PDT Holy.....hell... You make me laugh all this while only to spring this very painful episode on me!! I have active ima- gi- na-tion...warn...me...next...time.... | ||
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| pompy September 25, 2003 11:32 AM PDT This cant be true! :o i mean how big can the hole actually be???? | ||
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| AmitL September 25, 2003 07:31 AM PDT Ugh.Chhi chhi,is my only comment.:)LOL | ||
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| Ankh September 24, 2003 02:07 PM PDT Ewwww.... how gross is that!?!? Now I know what they mean by Barbie going places ...... | ||
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| speed September 24, 2003 02:00 PM PDT Really sick ppl out there! Am utterly disgusted. | ||
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| khotta September 24, 2003 01:54 PM PDT ummm not to interuppt or divert the flow of thought ( haha...no offence to flowofthought) here ...i remmbr in delhi once ...a report was publishied in The Times Of India tht a girl was brought to AIIMS hospital with a cucumber stuck up her....u kno....tht just wasnt coming out. :-D | ||
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| Sapna September 24, 2003 11:39 AM PDT eww.... the very thought is making me writhe in my seat... | ||
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| elaichi chai September 24, 2003 10:52 AM PDT yeh kya ho raha hai ...Barbies to wine glasses to brooms ???? i knew the world was sick but .....itna ??? ...i've been living a very sheltered life khandaan ki chhatrochaya mai rehkar ! .. .. | ||
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| Heretic September 24, 2003 10:32 AM PDT eeeyuckkk lassies... sic minds at work here... yours! my pants are clean! and hey... mish, wouldnt know nothing of things shoved up; heard of candles, but then again u wouldnt get it! :) | ||
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| alpha September 24, 2003 10:28 AM PDT yea, wanted to ask that too. how does it work with brooms? wine glasses must be diffucult too..what if they break inside?? awwwcccccch! | ||
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| starfest September 24, 2003 10:18 AM PDT wine glasses? and apparently some people must be huge assholes to be able to fit brooms in there? what else do you have up your pants Sameer? | ||
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| alpha September 24, 2003 10:18 AM PDT Coz barbie's got boobies! sic dude..Only if the Barbie community could sue! | ||
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| starfest September 24, 2003 10:15 AM PDT Oh my heavens ..... why would anyone shove a Barbie doll up there anyway? Arent there easier things that can be handled? Im surprised no one brought up Richard Gere and his gerbils .... | ||
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| alpha September 24, 2003 10:09 AM PDT Wandy, is it hard to imagine??? | ||
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| alpha September 24, 2003 10:07 AM PDT Yogu! my boy! Now I really wud like to know your experiences playing ghar-ghar. Kinky neighborhood kids eh? | ||
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| Yogustus September 24, 2003 09:59 AM PDT i think i got it...he was probably playing ghar-ghar with a kangroo...he must have left Barbie in Kangroo mama's pouch and when it was her turn...she put it where it was appropriate!!! | ||
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| wandy September 24, 2003 09:38 AM PDT wonder how he managed it though? whats the background scoop, re!! woh bhi patta lagaoo... The poor barbie...Yuck!! :) | ||
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| Yogustus September 24, 2003 09:34 AM PDT whoa!!!..OUCH indeed!!..just visualizing it is making me squirm...barbie of all thing!?!?..hehehe... | ||
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| Heretic theretic everywhere... September 24, 2003 08:54 AM PDT Hilarious Babe, simbly too much... I've heard of wine glasses and brooms apart from various assorted instruments and veggies! Guess he cant say I sat on it anymore!!! Also, tell Mish about this and relate it to the x-rated joke... she'll rekkernise this one finally! Disclaimer: These inputs are hearsay--from a couple of friends who are docs :D | ||
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