Cell Phone Case Files
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As requested by the manager of Chilis, I lodged a police complaint for stolen phone.
Detective Sneeze (or maybe Squeeze- something like that) calls up home.
DS: Miss, you have made Perry Mason proud with your detective work. They caught Rodrigo and got a confession from him.
Me (totally taken by this Perry Mason comparison): I wish Rod boy knew English. I would have figured out this whole thing myself. Met him in an alley and grabbed the cell phone.
DS: Lady, thank your stars or else I would be dealing with a murder case now; your murder. It is a good thing we got involved at the right time. Rodrigo confessed that it was his roommate- Luca's phone. He has no reasons to steal one as he had just got one last week. He saw it lying around when you called and picked it up.
Me (head spinning): So it was Lucas! Lucas was framing poor Rod! Aha! This makes perfect sense.
DS: Now the problem is Lucas says he did not do it and the cell phone is nowhere to be seen. Must be in a dumpster somewhere. He tried to do away with the evidence. So Lucas is your man. What do you want us to do with him?
Me (suspicious about the question and wondering what the right answer should be): er.. Can I get an apology from him?
DS: Apology? You the Pope or what? Chilis will fire him if you consent. Do you want him to get fired or have him walk away with the crime.
Me (feeling like the Pope): Son, what harm has poor Lucas done? He took my cell phone, which I left on the table. To have him lose his career (as a table cleaner) will be a harsh punishment for such a petty crime. Leave him alone. You don't know how many times I have been tempted to steal those lovely overpriced sweaters from the mall.
DS (ignoring my kindly words of wisdom): I would let Chilis fire him as I do not want him to go scott free. I have another interest in this case. I have evidence against Lucas that he has illegal papers and am planning to send him back to Mexico.
Me (shocked): Woah! For using a cell phone, he will be deported! Ok fine, get him fired. (knowing that death treats from Mexico won't be as dangerous as Lucas following me everyday to work with a dagger)
DS: Good, that will teach him a lesson. And regarding your cell phone, you may want to go for the Motorola V 300. The V300 thrills the senses with stunning visuals, amazing sound, and a unique feel, from the soft touch finish to color display. Catch the action with the integrated camera. It's 199.00, with 50 dollar mail-in-rebate, it comes to 159.99 dollars. T-MOBILE is a registered trademark of Deutsche Telekom AG. voicestream, the voicestream wireless logo, whenever minutes and T-MOBILE CONNECTION MANAGER are either registered trademarks or trademarks of VoiceStream Wireless Corporation or T-Mobile USA, Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. All other products or services referenced in this site are the trademarks or service marks of their respective owners.
Thinking to mahself while waiting for DS to take a breather: What the heck!?! A cop that moonlights as a sales rep?! Now I have seen it all. *shaking head in disbelief and wondering if a complaint can be lodged against detectives for wasting my time*
I have a newfound respect for cops and detectives in this country now, especially when they take your silly case so seriously. It's almost like they have nothing else to do.
As requested by the manager of Chilis, I lodged a police complaint for stolen phone.
Detective Sneeze (or maybe Squeeze- something like that) calls up home.
DS: Miss, you have made Perry Mason proud with your detective work. They caught Rodrigo and got a confession from him.
Me (totally taken by this Perry Mason comparison): I wish Rod boy knew English. I would have figured out this whole thing myself. Met him in an alley and grabbed the cell phone.
DS: Lady, thank your stars or else I would be dealing with a murder case now; your murder. It is a good thing we got involved at the right time. Rodrigo confessed that it was his roommate- Luca's phone. He has no reasons to steal one as he had just got one last week. He saw it lying around when you called and picked it up.
Me (head spinning): So it was Lucas! Lucas was framing poor Rod! Aha! This makes perfect sense.
DS: Now the problem is Lucas says he did not do it and the cell phone is nowhere to be seen. Must be in a dumpster somewhere. He tried to do away with the evidence. So Lucas is your man. What do you want us to do with him?
Me (suspicious about the question and wondering what the right answer should be): er.. Can I get an apology from him?
DS: Apology? You the Pope or what? Chilis will fire him if you consent. Do you want him to get fired or have him walk away with the crime.
Me (feeling like the Pope): Son, what harm has poor Lucas done? He took my cell phone, which I left on the table. To have him lose his career (as a table cleaner) will be a harsh punishment for such a petty crime. Leave him alone. You don't know how many times I have been tempted to steal those lovely overpriced sweaters from the mall.
DS (ignoring my kindly words of wisdom): I would let Chilis fire him as I do not want him to go scott free. I have another interest in this case. I have evidence against Lucas that he has illegal papers and am planning to send him back to Mexico.
Me (shocked): Woah! For using a cell phone, he will be deported! Ok fine, get him fired. (knowing that death treats from Mexico won't be as dangerous as Lucas following me everyday to work with a dagger)
DS: Good, that will teach him a lesson. And regarding your cell phone, you may want to go for the Motorola V 300. The V300 thrills the senses with stunning visuals, amazing sound, and a unique feel, from the soft touch finish to color display. Catch the action with the integrated camera. It's 199.00, with 50 dollar mail-in-rebate, it comes to 159.99 dollars. T-MOBILE is a registered trademark of Deutsche Telekom AG. voicestream, the voicestream wireless logo, whenever minutes and T-MOBILE CONNECTION MANAGER are either registered trademarks or trademarks of VoiceStream Wireless Corporation or T-Mobile USA, Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. All other products or services referenced in this site are the trademarks or service marks of their respective owners.
Thinking to mahself while waiting for DS to take a breather: What the heck!?! A cop that moonlights as a sales rep?! Now I have seen it all. *shaking head in disbelief and wondering if a complaint can be lodged against detectives for wasting my time*
I have a newfound respect for cops and detectives in this country now, especially when they take your silly case so seriously. It's almost like they have nothing else to do.
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| Jitendra Chaudhary January 11, 2005 11:38 PM PST  Excellent! you are lucky, that only one cop/detective was following the case, otherwise u must have received flood of calls describing mobiles from other companies too. haa haa... Excellent post....a must read. | ||
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| alpha December 22, 2004 09:01 AM PST anya: Fine, I wont buy it..show off! | ||
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| alpha December 22, 2004 09:00 AM PST genie: No problemo, you can send the college fees to me- with a late fee. Det Smiley sir: sheesh! You too cool detective. Now Pi in that garbage...hmm, I neeed new Pi for Christmas. Snikehill, Snakehill, snidehole, sniperpole (?): Thanks much for the compliment. I do hope your company has other people working twice as hard (like mine has). When the police release the photo of Lucas, I will send it to you ASAP. | ||
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| Snikehill December 22, 2004 05:59 AM PST Hiya alpha, U compel readers of ur blog to comment :p What more can be a better tribute to ur humorbone than me telling you that i just spent 3 hours on a working day (for which i will pocket a couple of thou rs.) sifting through your amazing bloggery :) Keep up the good work. Send me a pic? | ||
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| anya December 21, 2004 11:40 AM PST the v300 restarts itself once in a while .. (or hangs) .. can be frustrating sometimes. | ||
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| Detective Smiley December 21, 2004 06:41 AM PST Ma'am we recovered the cell phone from your last weekend's garbage. We cross examined Pi and he did admit that you have been bugging him from the last six months, to buy a new one for this christmas. Now, Now.... | ||
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| genie-in-a-bottle December 21, 2004 05:51 AM PST :) in college was responsible for getting the gates of the verandah closed cos me and best pal tried to cut classes and got caught :) and now the tag-board removed cause of me!!! feels like college again. thought you said that we could just run loose. there. was just living up to the "loose" part. no more "kissie moos" promise. and you "rubbed" me just the right way sweetie B-) | ||
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| alpha December 20, 2004 10:51 AM PST :-) : Sillly? Why? AmitL: Great suggestion man! 2 phone with same number or different..you see, I have a tough time remembering just one number. Regarding the conclution of this story..no such luck. only an old phone came out of the dresser and hubby wants me to use that! Yuck..it looks like a hand set at home and wont even fit into my sleek purse. But serves me right! Apple: arey yaar, they might be jobless. I am not! he was suggesting that if I want my phone back (which I got for free anyway), I will have to go to court, stand on the witness stand and swear on the Gita..maybe Bible na? Whatever, not worth it. Poor guy will anyway get deported. My dad thinks I am hell bent upon ending my life. M: comprehende chica..wow! Now I am adding to my Spanish Vocab...Asta la vista, bonita. khtta: That was not very nice...apologize to M. Fills: If I say I do carry a handbag, I wonder what your reaction would be. i swear, I thought I put it in my bag! Lucas: El kamino! El Kutto..give my phone back! Pallavi: No. Genie: Aww..I was quite scared of your comments onlee..so i took it off. "Come my baby, kisshee moo?" oh well, not my idea of a romantic language. Hope I didn't rub you the wrong way. At least then, you would come out of that bottle. DS ka bacha must do only lost cell phone cases and have a tie up with Motorola. | ||
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| genie-in-a-bottle December 20, 2004 09:38 AM PST genie misses the tag-board. what happened to that da? thought you said tis was till the new year came? i still say, you shoudl have dated Rodrigo and conned him into getting back the phone. All the best for the new one. give DS a chance and ask him to split the commision | ||
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| Pallavi December 19, 2004 11:41 PM PST did you get the phone at the end !! ??? | ||
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| Lucas December 19, 2004 01:03 AM PST hahaha *demonic laugh* | ||
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| the fillerman December 18, 2004 05:37 PM PST Carry a handbag man. Uh, on second thoughts, don't. Lost cell phone is better than lost handbag. | ||
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| khotta December 18, 2004 02:49 PM PST 2 words i'll say to this.... " Ha Ha". *pointing my finger at you* | ||
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| m December 18, 2004 10:00 AM PST more like they want to occupy themselves with small stuff so they dont have to be held accountable for the big stuff...........comprende chica! | ||
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| Apple December 18, 2004 04:34 AM PST Waah re! Poor things are taking your case seriously and you blame them for having nothing to do?? Shiiiish! :P | ||
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| AmitL December 18, 2004 04:07 AM PST Hi,there,Twin...good luck at buying a new cellphone..Do one thing...buy two...one,a simple one,for when u go out to dine,and another,for simpler times like chatting with friends from home....Plus,if one gets lost,u always have a standby..Waise,I'm quite sure,u'll end up writing another post about how the cell phone had rolled itself under your dressing table...:):):) | ||
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| :-) December 17, 2004 10:03 PM PST Silly girl. :-) | ||
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| alpha December 17, 2004 02:48 PM PST nahin re zoheb, milega bhi nahin. Its been buried or burnt. :( Anyways, camera fones are really dumb. I cant stand the picture quaity. Very soon they will be banned in all public places. | ||
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| Zoheb December 17, 2004 02:41 PM PST To madamjee cellfone mila ki nahi. And buy a mobile fone with a video cam. From Shahid - Kareena to DPS RK Puram, sab jagah kaam aayegaa. | ||
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