Back to the Future
My life is well chronicled. Sometime in the future, some 9000 years later, somebody will excavate the earth and find the yahoo servers... like the rosetta stone. They will run some fancy algorithm on the data and figure out that ancient Alpha people took a lot of pictures with the advent of the digital camera and shared it liberally among others in the civilization.
Major uproar and excitement. Museums will compete for these photographs. Leorama da Macha will take a liking to me. He will paint my picture and become famous. The painting, Alphalisa, will capture millions of hearts. I will become a household name. Soon there will be bathroom curtains, dustbins, chaddis and even dildos which would bear my face.
*Shudder* Somehow the story lost its track somewhere!
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